Too Cools Join Forces

This may seem a little far-fetched, but not for WWF AFM! I recently had an interview with the leader of Too Cool. Read below and see what happened when I asked him about future plans!

Nate: Grand Master Sexay, what is the future of Too Cool?
GMS: "Well, Nate, in my eyes Too Cool is not going in the right direction. You see, since the original Too Cool split, the ratings dropped 0.01%. This dramatic decrease has cut Scotty and I's yearly salary by 4.1 million dollars." GMS looks at the ground, almost crying. "So me and Scotty are working out a deal. We are going to join our Too Cools. Thus making," GMS puts on a evil grin,"The Ministry of Coolness!"
Nate: Whoah! Looks like you got this all figured out Grand Master Sexay! But have all the members of both Too Cool's agreed to this?
GMS: "Everyone except Albert..."
Nate: Oh? What did he think of the idea?
GMS: "He thought it was terrible. But we're most likely gonna stick with the idea."
Nate: I see. Now let me ask you this Grand Master Sexay.
GMS: "No,"GMS looks at his watch,"I got a meeting with Road Dogg. Love, peace, and chicken grease." GMS runs out of the room.

I didnt get the chance to ask him when it was happening. He had some meeting to go to... But I wasnt satisfied. I needed to know when we can expect The Ministry of Coolness, and what kind of an impact it will make on WWF AFM. So I called up Scotty 2 Hotty on his cell and talked to him about the plans.

Nate: Thanks for coming here Scotty, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
Scotty: "Oh you would? Why, isnt that what they always do in interviews?"
Nate: Scotty, you seem a little tense. Would you like to tell me whats wrong?

After a long heart to heart, man to man conversation with Scotty, I found out the reason for Scotty being in a pissy mood was because Lita hasent had her period yet, and he's worried about having a kid. After I loosened him up a bit, I moved in for the kill.

Nate: Scotty, I recently talked to Grand Master Sexay, and he said that Too Cool and Too Cool Red will combine forces and become "The Ministry of Coolness". Is this true Scotty?
Scotty: "Yes it is. After the 4.1 million dollar deduction from our salary, I had to sell my victorian mansion in NYC and move into a trailer in the sheep $#!@'in town of Beaumont, PA."
Nate: Beaumont, PA? I've heard of Beaumont, Texas, and Gallup, Texas for that matter. But anyways, what kind of impact will the Ministry of Coolness have on WWF AFM?
Scotty: "Well, I don't see us as making an impact, I see it as injecting a lethal dose of poison."
Nate: Oh, thats serious. When will The Ministry of Coolness inject poison into WWF AFM?"
Scotty: "We'll be conjoining and injecting our poison...." Scotty gets cut off by Lita who just walked into the room.
Lita: "Guess what I had today Scotty!
Scotty: "Yes! Sorry Nate, but I gotta go increase the population, well pratice at least.
Nate: But...
The door slams as Scotty leaves the room.
Nate: Shit.....

Well, we still have no clue when MOC will inject its poison into WWF AFM. So it'll be a suprise for everyone!

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