Welcome to Nathan's OLDER Thoughts! Here, You'll find, well, my thoughts! Not just any old OLD thoughts, NO NO NO, but OLD thoughts about the past and present.......of WWF AFM!

August 23rd, 2002

Ok its been awhile since I've been thinking. About WWF AFM that is. Not really I've just been busy with other stuff. But WWF AFM is at a turning point. Neal, bought the All-In-Wonder 8500. If you dont know what it is, but you probably do, its a capture card that is gonna allow Neal to put his kick ass stuff into the kick ass WWF AFM shows. See, this can be explained in a simple mathmatical formula.

Kick Ass Stuff Neal Makes+All-In-Wonder 8500= Wicked Awesome WWF AFM Shows!

And yes, that is the answer. And you will see this when we get the time to do this stuff. By the way "Wicked Awesome" is copyright me, Nathan Gallup. Anyways, on with the story... Neal's original idea was to get the All-In-Wonder 7500. But we went to Jerk It Silly, or Circuit City if you prefer, and all they had there was the 8500. Well, a flip of a coin and an extra hundred bucks got us to where we are now. Now that Neal is forced to eat mac and cheese for the next few months...... Also, theres a good chance we'll have another regular for the WWF AFM shows, Anthony. Yup, the 3rd person I know who does Kermit The Frog better then me. Literally....(Ey ey ey ey *squirt* Oh, Miss Piggy) Ok, enough about Frog Sex.

A few days before Neal bought the All-In-Wonder 8500, ok next time I have to type that its just gonna be 8500.... Before he bought the 8500, we went to Best Buy and disputed with James weither to get a new computer or to upgrade Neal's. Well, for the time being Neal justs wants to upgrade his. So, while we where there, he picked up a 100 gig hard drive and a DVD-R. Everyone who worked their was staring at Neal's "n---er wad". It took us like 5 min for Neal to count out all his ones. So, we're gonna put some of the AFM shows on DVD. But we cant sell them on this site... But if you want a copy meet me behind Dick's Sporting goods with $20..... I dont accept money for the DVDs, I just demand $20 tips.

So what did we learn today while journeying into my sick thoughts? Well, none of the sick thoughts are in this, except for the Frog Sex... they're green, slimy skin...ooooooooh.... Whoah, sorry about that... Oh yeah! I got some future stuff for WWF AFM... But I better not put them right here or Neal will get mad. So, there I'll make a link to another page! Yeah thats it. But I'll do it next time. I hope your happy what you've reduced me to Neal, make the 13 year old do more work. This is volunteer child labor you know. I can sue. I will sue! Neal, I'm taking you to court! As soon as I can afford a lawer! Umm, how about you start paying me for putting my inner most personal thoughts on this site. It takes alot outta me so you should. Either that or not make me pay gas money any more.

Well, its about time to go so as Steve "Boogy Woogy" Blackman would put it, "No more matches please!" No, thats not it.... Umm... I'm gonna leave now, but dont worry. As Mankind would say, "I did it for you! You fans!"

August 12th , 2002

Tuesday, August 8th, 2002, we finished show number 47. 47 was a great show for a number of reasons. One of which we have referees now. Dave Hebner, Earl Hebner, and....Harry Hebner. Earl is approximately 200 years old in Hebner years. Dave is the bigger of the bunch. You see, Dave drinks a lot of coffee. Coffee doesn't stunt the growth of Hebners. It makes them bigger. And Harry is... well Harry is the normal one. Neither of them have very good attention spans. Anyways, another reason show number 47 kicked ass is because Grand Master Sexay got his 3rd Main Event!! Wahoo! As for Scotty Too Hotty, well, me and Cooney have a couple tricks up our sleeve for him. Well, I'm gonna leave you with this one, final statement.........MOC!

-Nate

July 31st, 2002

Hey its me, its me, its N-A-T....E. I'm here to talk about the recent matches. I'm glad some people are finally getting recognition! Like giving the lower and mid card people a chance in being someone in this federation. I mean, its not everyday you see Grand Master Sexay or Scotty 2 Hotty in a main event. And Steve Blackman! Albert! and Steven Richards! Its nice that the upper card stars are sharing the spotlight. I mean, HHH and Bad Ass Billy Gun are good champions, but come on! Anyways, I also have to talk about some of the conflicts going on in WWF AFM. I mean, if you watch the videos, it can be really gruesome.....and offensive. So, If your watching it don't bother to sue because the owner of WWF AFM is flat broke. Seriously! When is the last time you've seen a 22 year old asking a 13 year old for gas money? Huh? So don't bother cause the only way your gonna get money is if he steals a bank. And that hasen't happened yet so don't get your hopes up you bastards. Well, I would write more, but, unfortunately for you I have to pack for Maryland. So Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease!

-Nate

 

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