The Facts
Show: #052
Raw Is War: #026
Show Length: 0?:??:??
Date Filmed: Febuary 15th, 2003
*STILL IN PROGRESS*
Arena: First Union Arena, in Chicago
The Results
Prolouge Promo - From King of the Ring 2002
Raw Is War Opening Theme
Opening Promo - Uncle Squigally & Kermit the Frog welcome the viewers. Soon afterwards, Scotty Too Hotty comes to the ring, and boasts about winning the KOTR tournament, and mentions his anger in losing the tag titles too Grand Masta Sexay & Steve Blackman. He then performs "The Worm" and boasts about being the King of the Ring once agian.
Promo - Grand Masta Sexay is seen backstage doing pullups on a huge bar, as Mankind, Steve Blackman, & Crash Holly converse. As GMS finishes his brief workout he joins his stable and talks trash about Scotty Too Hotty in response to the Opening Promo. Then Blackman mentions that the group should attack Too Cool Red in regards to them planning an attack on them tonight.
Promo - Rikishi talks to himself in both English & Spanish & is soon joined by Buh-Buh Ray Duddley who wants Rikishi's opinion on the current shape of the company with no one to run the federation. Rikishi responds by saying that he wishes to live peacefully as a Mexican-American, thus freaking out Buh-Buh, who doesn't hesitate to leave Rikishi alone, as Rikishi speaks some more Spanish in closing.
*Yet to be filmed* Promo - Kurt Angle heads to the ring and talks about the current shape of the WWF AFM
Still at the Ring - Uncle Squigally & Kermit converse about Kurt Angle's speech, and mentioning that there has yet to be a match, at which point Buh-Buh Ray Dudley makes his way to the ring. In the ring Buh-Buh mentions his awfull experience conversing with Rikishi, then blames the company's downfall on Rikishi, then calls him out to the ring, which Rikishi doesn't hesitate to show up.
Singles Match - Buh-Buh Ray Dudley -VS- Rikishi (With
Referee - Dave Hebner who shows up late in the match )
WINNER: Rikishi
Promo - Jericho Christ, accompanied by The Evils, mentions a surprise for the Rock after he passes down the King of The Ring crown to Scotty Too Hotty. After asking if everyone knows their role followed by some laughter, Evil Eddie mentions that he "is in the better shape of his life".
King of the Ring Crowning Ceramony - Uncle Squigally & Kermit talk a bit about the Inageration. Afterwards, Scotty Too Hotty and the rest of Too Cool Red enter the ring. Uncle Squigally then joins them and asks the new King of the Ring a few questions.
First, Scotty is asked what is feels like to be the King of
the Ring.
Scotty responds by saying that this will change the WWF AFM as we know
it.
Second, Scotty is asked about his thoughts on Shane being injuried
and the fact that no one is currently running the WWF AFM.
Scotty responds that he thinks that Shane is going to die cause he is
in the hospital and that he has no insurance.
Third, Scotty is asked if he thinks Shane will die the same
way his father did.
Scotty responds with a simple "Nope" there-after Uncle Squigally
mentioning that Vince was pushed off a cliff where Scotty Responds,
"True Dat".
Fourth, Scotty is asked about his current relationship with
Lita.
Scotty responds by saying that they "have had sex a couple times,
but nothing real". After Uncle Squigally mentions that Scotty can't
say that on national Television Scotty responds by saying that they
"have made love a couple times, but nothing real".
Fifth, Scotty is asked about his relationship with Albert "In
the stable, not sexual-wise."
Scotty responds with, "You can't say that on Television" therefore
Uncle Squigally mentions that he knows and that he just did. Therefore
Scotty continues by saying that he pays Albert, and Albert does the
dirty work.
Sixth, Scotty is asked how does Hardcore Holly stand in Too
Cool Red.
Scotty responds by mentioning that Hardcore Holly doesn't help at all,
but he guesses that he is cool, followed by an "I don't know".
Seventh, Scotty is asked what he thinks of his career so far
& where he thinks it's headed.
Scotty responds by saying that he may become a proffessional wrestler
and that he is thinking of becoming a male model, because he is that
sexy.
Eighth, Scotty is asked if he is happy with how his career has progressed
thus far.
Scotty responds by saying, sure, that he is making money, and getting
bitches, and getting money.
Ninth, Scotty is asked about his thoughts on being qaulified
to get a shot at the title at the PPV after Summerslam.
Scotty responds by asking who is the champion, where Uncle Squigally
informs him that the current Champion is Triple H. Scotty then responds
by saying if the champion is still Triple H by then, that he is probobly
not going to win, but if the Champion is someone else, that he may have
a chance.
Uncle Squigally then thanks Scotty Too Hotty then introduces the Rock,
soon after, the "upset" Rock makes his way to the ring. He
then says that it has been a privalge to be King of the Ring, and that
he will never forget it, then he mentions somthing about the crown before
Scotty Too Hotty tells him to shut up and that he needs the crown now,
then demands the Rock to crown him. The Rock then does what he is told,
and adornes Scotty Too Hotty with a cape, and the "King of the
Ring" crown. Scotty then thanks the Rock, just before he and all
of Too Cool Red, attack the Rock. Scotty Too Hotty then pulls out a
small metal locker from underneath the ring, revealing a rope inside,
and as "Too Cool Red" attempts to wrap the rope around The
Rock, "The Original Too Cool's" music hits as Grand Master
Sexay and the rest of "Too Cool" come to the ring, and make
an attack upon "Too Cool Red".
After "Too Cool Red" flees, Grand Master Sexay challenges
them against "The Original Too Cool" in a Fatal Four Way,
Tag Team, Elimination Match. After the challange has been made, "Too
Cool" dances their way out of the ring.
*Yet to be filmed* Promo - DX begins to have second thoughts on Triple H
Promo - Rock bumps into Evil Eddie, and is then mocked, as Evil Eddie accidentally turns on The Rock. Then Jericho Christ shows his face, mentioning that he tried to show The Rock his true form and his true identity over and over again, and since he won't accept it, he knows someone that will. Then another, meaner looking Rock jumps The Rock as Jericho Christ introduces the Rock double, as "Evil Rock".
Back at the Ring - Uncle Squigally & Kermit the Frog talk about what just happaned, then introduce the next match.
Fatal Four Way, Tag Team, Elimination Match - "Too Cool Red" Scotty Too Hotty, Albert, Lita, & Hardcore Holly -VS- "The Original Too Cool" Grand Master Sexay, Steve Blackman, Mankind, & Crash Holly (With Referees - Earl & Dave Hebner, who, again, show up late in the match)
~Elimination Order~
1ST - Hardcore Holly (by Grand Master Sexay)
2ND - Crash Holly (by Scotty Too Hotty)
3RD - Steve Blackman (by Albert)
4TH - Mankind (by Scotty Too Hotty, Albert, & Lita)
5TH - Lita (by Grand Master Sexay)
6TH - Albert (by Grand Master Sexay)
7TH - Scotty Too Hotty (by Grand Master Sexay)
WINNER: Grand Master Sexay,
by pinning Scotty Too Hotty
AFTERMATH: Scotty Too Hotty attacks
Grand Master Sexay as "Too Cool Red" joins the beatdown, untill
"The Original Too Cool" saves Grand Master Sexay, as Dave
& Earl Hebner break up the fight.
*Yet to be filmed* Promo - Undertaker
*Yet to be filmed* Back at the Ring -
*Yet to be filmed*
Tag Match - Kurt Angle & The Rock -VS- Evil Angle &
Evil Rock
WINNER: ???
__________
Debuts
Evil Rock
The Cast
VOICES
| Neal Langdon | Uncle Squigally Jericho Christ Evil Buh-Buh Evil Kane Lita The Rock Hardcore Holly Albert Earl Hebner |
| Nathan Gallup | Kermit the Frog Scotty Too Hotty Crash Holly Mankind Steve Blackman Grand Master Sexay Dave Hebner Albert |
| James Weber | Kurt Angle Evil Angle |
| Gary Gallup | Rikishi Buh-Buh Ray Dudley Steve Blackman |
| CAMERA | LIGHTING | MUSIC |
| Neal Nate Gary |
Nate Neal |
Neal |